Traffic School Blues and Goober Peas

Though I've done my time INSIDE as well

Today's musical piece is dedicated to You-Know-Who-You-Are

Sung to the tune "Goober Peas"

Sitting in ole Starbucks.... on a summer's day .

Chattin' with my caf' mates,

Passin' time away.

Underneath the shadOW! of a traffic fine,

Goodness how delicious, cappauccino so devine

Chorus

Traffic School, Traffic School 

Doin' traffic school

Goodness how delicious coffee and traffic school!

Verse Two

I know I gotta get down to passing all my test.

The subject ain't interestin',

My mind is quite at rest.

The coffee's very tasty, that scone does make me drool. ‘

I rather be Photoshoppin',

Then enrolled in traffic school..

(chorus)